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shynii:

Hey good lookin’, pick you up around eight

it’s eerie how similar these US Vietnam-era uniforms look like the snk jackets

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cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

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lonelymountainorbust:

when somebody introduces a dog to you by saying “this is my dog”

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur
I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?
It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 
That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

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nightlyowl asked: Whats your favorite companion? and/or favorite wacky clothes the doctor himself wears? (aka like that fucking scarf that thing was like 14 feet long it may have been a snake)

well, either i like Martha, Amy, Donna, and Barbra. Clothes? The bow tie. And the celery, come on bro. its cool.

nightlyowl asked: okay so i may (may as in do) haveaplatoniccrushonyouaswell that is all friend here is an ask

awwwwwwww thank you friend

edward-sheeran-with-bass:

edstubble:

Praying that the Sing music video involves ed dancing

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Same.

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Daddy’s blunt little instrument.

(Source: winchehster)

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Hey Valjean

recreationalcannibalism:

boisterousstarlet:

shoutpolesforeyes:

That’s a nice jacket you’ve got there.

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I wonder what color it is.

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You are fucking with me

NO IT’S TRUE I FUCKING CHECKED

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(Source: birdtype)

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illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

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